A major research institution announced Thursday, August 19, their discovery of an element they say is by far the densest yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.
The Pelosium they were able to isolate consists of a neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. However they fear there is no uniform atomic mass for the element, making it extremely unstable.
Researchers said the particles are held together by dark forces called morons, and these are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Another observation they add is that though dense, Pelosium is dynamic: it's mass actually increases over time as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become additional assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium atom, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This dynamic is where unknown chain-reactionary damage can occur over time, they warn.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with another element unknown to these researchers, a "green" element they call "money," Pelosium activates a reactionary chain system that usually begins with the ratio dynamic: C-N-N :: ad-nausium, an element compound that radiates orders of magnitude, then more energy, albeit this is manifest as incoherent noise due to the fact that it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as regular or dormant Pelosium.
Scientists are warning that listening to this incoherent noise eventually leads to long-term impacts on human health and may cause other adverse effects in those of weak intellectual foundation.
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