PETA is dispatching its "Lettuce Ladies" to Pocono Raceway, Pennsylvania, to hand out faux chicken sandwiches. The group wants the race track to go vegan.

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My take: How much flesh do these "lettuce ladies" need to put out there to entice us red-blooded guys to try their "veggie" ways? And if they really believe "MEAT is murder," then what chance in Hell does any guy have with any of these ladies anyway?

Really, it's nice to see smiles, and a few curves, on these advocates for unusually non-carnivorous treatment of chickens. I have seen some very unethical treatment of fur wearers and veal diners in my day, and this is definitely a kinder, gentler form of activism - and very easy on the eyes, too.

But just remember the next time you line up at the salad bar to scoop and mix your favorite mix of leafy delights: IT'S VEGGICIDE!!! [Just kidding]